Teeth Quotes


Teeth Quotes

22 Jul , 2016  

The 10 best Teeth Quotes :

1)”As long as I have teeth, I’ll keep playing. You can’t play trumpet without teeth.”

2)”I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?”

3)”I’m okay with having horrible lower teeth.”

4)”A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”

5)”Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.”

These are the 10 best Teeth Quotes !

6)”Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you’ll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can’t stand it.”

7)”Dinosaurs replace their teeth throughout their life. And T. rex replaced all of their teeth every year.”

8)”Life… is like a box of chocolates – a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you’re stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there’s nothing else to eat while you’re watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it’s gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.”

9)”All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”

10)”Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”

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