Irish comedian´┐Ż

Irish comedian Quotes

9 Apr , 2016  

The 10 best Irish comedian Quotes :

1)”May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire.”

2)”May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane, May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.”

3)”May God grant you always…A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to charm you, a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you. Laughter to cheer you. Faithful friends near you. And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you.”


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Husband Quotes

21 Mar , 2016  

The 10 best Husband Quotes :

1)”There are two kinds of marriages – where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.”

2)”A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.”

3)”Every man sees his second mother
in his wife but every woman sees
her first child in her husband.”


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Pulp fiction

Pulp fiction Quotes

29 Aug , 2015  

Pulp fiction Quotes

The 10 best Pulp fiction Quotes :

1)”‘Pulp Fiction’ was probably one of the first films I ever saw that really kind of took effect on me. I was about four years old – obviously wasn’t supposed to be seeing that film; my sister kind of sneaked it out and we got to see it. She’s older than me. That was something I always used to watch.”

2)”So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.”

3)”I wasn’t trying to top Pulp Fiction with Jackie Brown. I wanted to go underneath it and make a more modest character study movie.”


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Perspective Quotes

26 Aug , 2015  

Perspective Quotes

The 10 best Perspective Quotes :

1)”Sometimes, it’s best to keep your distance from the world so that you can have a better view of it.”

2)”Science is a way of life. Science is a perspective. Science is the process that takes us from confusion to understanding in a manner that’s precise, predictive and reliable – a transformation, for those lucky enough to experience it, that is empowering and emotional.”

3)”I’m just thankful for everything, all the blessings in my life, trying to stay that way. I think that’s the best way to start your day and finish your day. It keeps everything in perspective.”


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