Vacation Quotes

25 Jul , 2016  

Vacation Quotes

The 10 best Vacation Quotes :

1)”I think actually what I’m going to do when I’m done and take my next vacation, is I’m going to go over and start unions in Japan. I’m going to unionize Japan. Because the way they work those crews is so criminal. There’s no overtime, so they can just keep going.”

2)”I hate vacations. There’s nothing to do.”

3)”Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation.”


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Holidays Quotes

2 Mar , 2016  

The 10 best Holidays Quotes :

1)”Holidays – Have no pity”

2)”To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.”

3)”Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.”


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Fema Quotes

7 Jan , 2016  

The 10 best Fema Quotes :

1)”FEMA says that it does not factor in previous losses into its decisions on applications to redraw the flood zones.”

2)”I’ll just tell you, I’m not a big FEMA fan.”

3)”NBC News found that FEMA has redrawn maps even for properties that have repeatedly filed claims for flood losses from previous storms. At least some of the properties are on the secret ‘repetitive loss list’ that FEMA sends to communities to alert them to problem properties.”


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Einstein Quotes

8 Dec , 2015  

The 10 best Einstein Quotes :

1)”The French, not the Americans, commissioned ‘Einstein on the Beach.'”

2)”The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.”

3)”If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einstein, or its user is going to feel cheated.”


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Coke Quotes

26 Nov , 2015  

The 10 best Coke Quotes :

1)”I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven’t had Diet Coke since then. I think it was the best life change I’ve ever made, because I drank quite a lot of it.”

2)”There really isn’t anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.”

3)”Magna Charta is such a fellow, that he will have no sovereign.”


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Coach Quotes

26 Nov , 2015  

The 10 best Coach Quotes :

1)”No, I’m not coaching. It’s a huge responsibility to coach somebody.”

2)”Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”

3)”Coach Bo Pelini and coach Carl Pelini are two coaches I talk to on a regular basis, especially coach Bo. They are coaches I feel elevated my game.”


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